There's no mistaking it, the bitter chill of winter has descended upon us. Already yearning for the thaw?
Fret not, our frosty friends! The Belmont Burlesque Revue has just the hot toddy for your frozen soul, our tinsel-tastic holiday spectacular, Jingle Belles (the Naughty List)!
"But Bombshells!" you may cry in dismay, "The holiday season is always so jam packed! However shall I warm my extremities at the soft glow of your sexiness if I happen to be busy the evening of your erotic exploits?"
Never fear, fair fan! We have acted in anticipation of your crowded calendar. This sweet season, there are FOUR (what's that? four? Yes! FOUR!) chances to see us steam, smolder, prance and dance!
This Holiday Season at the Belmont Burlesque Revue:
See! How to Jingle one's Belles!
See! How the Sugar gets into the Plum!
See! The Festival of Lights done right!
Not to mention the merrily magical Amazing Tomas, Second Cousin Joe the Red-Nosed Rein-Darling, Hammered Host Jack Midnight, and different special guests and variety acts each week! Check our website for a list of the guests and when they'll appear on our stage.
Then, to fill your cup to overflowing with wild holiday shenanigans, join us after the show at the Town Hall Pub (3340 N. Halsted) for an after-party hosted by our good friends and sponsors, the New Holland Brewery! Drink specials! Prizes! Meet and greet the cast!
The fun begins Thanksgiving weekend.
THE BELMONT BURLESQUE HOLIDAY REVUE: Jingle Belles (The Naughty List)!
WHEN: Midnight, Saturdays November 24th and December 1st, 8th, and 15th.
WHERE: The Playground Theater, 3209 N. Halsted
HOW MUCH: All the holiday hotness you can handle for just $10!
RESERVATIONS: Are already going fast! Buy your tickets at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/ev
PARKING YOUR SLEIGH: Can be difficult--you may want to hitch a ride from the nearest ELf to the Belmont Red/Brown line stop.
TUCK IN A NIP: We're BYOB (for those over 21--don't be naughty!)
We'll keep a seat toasty just for you!
With warmest regard,
your Belmont Bombshells