But wait! Never fear! The Belmont Burlesque Revue is here! Replete with numbers so hot they'll scorch the roof of your mouth! Comedy so hilarious you'll feel the burn from laughing uncontrollably! Patter so rapid-fire you'll bask in residual heat-waves from the explosive discharge of wit!
Join us in January for the smokin' routines of the Belmont Bombshells, the searing wit of Jack Midnight, the heart-warming buffoonery of Second Cousin Joe, and the sheer steaming stunnery of the Amazing Tomas performing world-class magic! Comedy by Dan Telfer! PLUS, our special guest, direct from New York, the award winning boylesque of the sensational La JohnJoseph!
GET IT WHILE IT'S STILL HOT FROM THE OVEN!
WHAT: The Belmont Burlesque Revue
WHERE: The Playground Theater, 3209 N. Halsted Ave.
WHEN: Saturday, January 26th, at just a smidgen after midnight.
HOW MUCH: $10!!! Less than one week's allowance!
IS THERE PARKING?: There is exceptionally crappy parking. We recommend the spacious and cost-effective Elevated Train. Just hop off at the Belmont El stop and skip two blocks east to our warm and welcoming bosoms.
CAN I BUY TICKETS IN ADVANCE?: You can and you should! Visit http://www.brownpapertickets.com/ev
I LIKE TO TOUCH ALL THE APPLES BEFORE I PICK THE ONE I LIKE: Preview photos of the show at our website: http://www.belmontburlesque.com!
We'll keep a seat warm for you!
With a wink and a shimmy,
Your Belmont Bombshells!